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|“||Kissing Alfie was a huge mistake.||”|
|“||I'm trying to swallow my disgust for the good of the team, but I have my limits.||”|
|“|| Amy: I know, right? So cute.|
Cassie: Amy, we've been over this. He's cute. We got it. Could we please talk about something else for a change?
Amy: He's so dreamy.
|“|| Amy: He took me go-karting. It was so much fun. Although, I think he was trying to let me win, but I was trying to let him win, so we were both going really slow—|
Sloane: Hey, guys. What were you guys talking about?
Cassie: Spinach. Right? We were talking about spinach.
Piper: Sp-spinach? I thought we were talking about LaTroy.
|“||This is exactly why I can't be friends with Amy. Amy plus me, divided by LaTroy equals constant heartache.||”|
|“||Noah, you're so cute! No, you have the cuter nose. No, you do. Okay, I'm the one that gets to look at your face, I think I would know that you have the cuter nose.||”|
|“||Oh, Noah, you have the cutest nose I've ever—ugh! Stop.||”|
|“||Kiss, kiss, kiss, shnookums.||”|
|“||I'm training to be a private eye. If this dance thing doesn't work out, I've gotta have options.||”|
|“||I can't believe that Henry was spying on me... I wanna try!||”|
|“||Looks like it's just you two. Amy and Sloane. Or Slamy. Or Amone.||”|
|“||I know it's crazy, but I feel like if people see me and Alfie alone together, they'll know that we've kissed.||”|
|“||You look kinda sad. And mad. Kinda sad mad.||”|
|“|| Amy: I know a lot about getting rid of streaks because I had a summer job at the gas station. And one of my favourite things to do was cleaning people's windshields.|
Sloane: Only you would think that's fun.
Amy: And I did! It was like getting a glimpse into somebody's life. A person's car says a lot about who they are. Do they eat in their car? Do they have parking tickets? Once, I saw someone with a cotton candy air freshener and that says a lot about the person.
Sloane: What does it say?
Amy: That they're fun and they know how to live their life, obviously!
|“|| Alfie: Remember the girl I told you about?|
Alfie: The girl who has a boyfriend?
Alfie: I kissed her!
|“|| Henry: That's something!|
Alfie: It's not something, it's everything! It's exciting, it's confusing, it's... wonderful.
|“||My mom told me [Piper]'s, like, super moody. Like, when she comes home, she'll go straight to her room... and she mentioned one time that she walked into the bathroom and caught her, like, crying.||”|
|“||Seeing James is so strange. I've never felt further away from him than I do now.||”|
|“||I might be the worst person in the entire world.||”|
|“||Secrets are power and you have to learn how to wield that power. One day, you'll be able to hear secrets like this one, but not just yet.||”|
|“|| Amy: I know you like me Sloane, I see you smiling.|
Sloane: Yeah, you're pretty irresistible.
Amy: Look, we're talking. That's the first step. And tomorrow, we could be hanging out. Okay? And I'd really like that.
Sloane: I'd like that too.
|“|| Amy: Wanna grab a juice?|
Sloane: Nope... I wanna grab two juices.
|“||The time has come to get everything out in the open. For better or for worse.||”|
|“|| Piper: I saw what you did.|
Riley: What are you talking about?
Piper: I saw you kiss Alfie.